Owl Be Your Friend

I am not pretty. I am not beautiful. I am as radiant as the sun.

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your url is now your butt

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lt-butt

yeah pretty much

theillusivebutt 8D

rainingbutt.

Well.

butt-venger

yessss

IT ALREADY IS 

professorbutt

I have a PhD in booty

zimiebutt

I kind of like it

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I normally don’t reblog these things, but the results just…yeah.

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… :|

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Epicbuttsandbuttsaurs?

SomethingButted

buttbeyourfriend

Not always.

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welcome to my rotten little mind: Reblog With an Irrational Fear

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Crabs, fish being near me

kneecaps, wasps, sharp things going near my eye, being alone in the dark or being home alone

Things being…

Wait is everyone afraid of being alone in the dark? Because I’d agree with all of those sentiments. (It gets ten times worse when you see a mirror in the dark though… you don’t recognize your face as your face. Gah!)

So yeah. That, and dogs. Dogs can be hella scary. ; ;

Big dogs, lightning (I blame the movie Powder), and the scenarios my mind comes up with.

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I'll Bend The Hell Out Of You (Legend of Korra Parody)

tinysaurus:

…did this seriously just happen? Yes, yes it did. Sorry for further contributing to my massive Korra spam with my voice… But these parody lyrics by thecatbureau and legendofkorraholyshit’s image that inspired them were JUST TOO GOOD. Best song ever combined with my current obsession? I had to do it. No regrets. Enjoy, I guess.

Let’s get down to business to defeat Amon!

Water, Earth and Fire, but there’s still just one!
He’s the biggest douche I’ve ever met, and you can bet that by Book Two…

Amon, I’ll bend the hell out of you

Fiery as Azula and as tough as Toph,

Swift just like Katara, but as Aang, I’m off

I can’t meditate or be the leaf, but with three, it just won’t do

Somehow, I’ll bend the hell out of you!

I’m never gonna calm myself!

Gotta stay with Tenzin’s teachings -
But screw the rules! Pro-bending is my jam!

This guy’s got me scared to death -
Hope he doesn’t take my bending!

Now I really wish the Equalists would scram!

I must be as light as a flying lemur,

I must be calmer than most by far!

Must keep my temper and fear no other,

And soon I will be the next great Avatar!

Time is racing toward us, ‘til Amon comes forth!

Take to heart my training, and I’ll brave the storm!

He will never have his way with us! Benders, you know what to do,

Amon, we’ll bend the hell out of you!

I must be as light as a flying lemur,
I must be calmer than most by far!

Must keep my temper and fear no other,

And soon I will be the next great Avatar!

I must be as light as a flying lemur,

I must be calmer than most by far!

Must keep my temper and fear no other,

And soon I will be the next great Avatar!

Just leaving this here. Yeah.

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